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archive for December of 2005

theme for the new year

posted by janet on December 30, 2005

I can't stop watching the Gorillaz video for Dare, which came out in the summer. Somehow I missed it then, but it's become my theme for the new year. Catchy song with the right amount of city grit, very cool animation/video/3D compositing. Features Shaun Ryder as a disembodied head.

shaun ryder in "dare" (c) gorillaz

holiday safety instructions

posted by janet on December 24, 2005

Welcome aboard North Pole Airways flight 2005. Please give us your attention for the following holiday safety instructions.

This is a round-trip flight, with many stops across the globe. Make sure your carry-on luggage is securely stowed under your seat or in one of the reindeer storage bins. Use caution when opening the bins, as contents may have shifted during flight. There are 2 exits, one on each side of the craft.

Please study the safety card below for additional safety information, and have a safe and pleasant holiday.

santa safety card (c) janet galore
(click the image to view the instructions)

my asinine son

posted by janet on December 18, 2005

We're getting ready for a trip to Japan next spring, and a friend loaned me some books from the Japan Travel Bureau. Living Japanese Style (1989) has a lot of illuminating cultural pointers and illustrations.

my asinine son (c) Japan Travel Bureau

The book is available from sellers on Amazon.

the MAKE pool on flickr

posted by janet on December 11, 2005
A link on Boing Boing led me to this very cool telephone hack called "Caller Eye Deer."

caller eye deer

It turns out that MAKE magazine has a whole photo pool on Flickr. They've taken the photo-sharing service a step further, using existing features to annotate photos and describe thousands of how-to/DIY projects.

Check out the voice-activated blender, too!

bus poetry

posted by janet on December 03, 2005
The other day I was waiting for the 545 downtown to whisk me away to work across the lake. The bus was late, and the morning was black and cold. I put up my hood and buttoned my wool coat, sipped my coffee. One bus pulled up and opened its doors just next to me. I kept looking down the street, waiting. I heard, "Hey.... Hey...!" coming from the open bus door. I glanced at the door. It was the bus driver, trying to get my attention. He leaned forward to me. "Hey."

I popped my head in, not getting aboard. "Yes?"
"You read poetry, don't you?"
"Yeah..."
"Yeah, you need some bus poetry. Here, take this..."

He reached back, grabbed a little silver book, and held it out to me. I stepped in and took it from him. It was a compilation of all the poems that Metro gathers each year and posts inside the buses, a nice break from the ads for clinical trials and birth control.

I said, "Thanks!" and stepped back off the bus. The driver simply nodded, closed the door, and pulled away.

A few buses later mine arrived. I got in, found a seat with warm air blowing on me, and started to read.